May 2013
babyferaligator:
you arent bestfriends until youve exchanged nudes tbh
SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS
mytoecold:
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
twiistz:
i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit
thearchangeltrickster:
Watching people eat Hannibal’s cooking:
Actually no
Fuck you
Fuck you for ever even breathing in my direction
You’re just as much of a fucking loser as the rest of them
kazy-necrus:
fquemark:
I’m such a bad friend when it comes to communication, like if you don’t try to get in contact with me you won’t hear from me for months at a time.
Pretty much this.
Spending my night alone because I’m a sad fucking loser.
Bummed.
simonbellamy:
if i had a dollar for each time someone said “you’ll change your mind about having kids” i’d have enough money to buy the government and make kids illegal
3 tags
Sometimes life isn’t an asshole. Sometimes it lets you have nice things. Sometimes these nice things just so happen to be human. You don’t make human sound so bad.
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
youarefuckingmajestic:
YES YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WEAR THOSE LEGGINGS AS PANTS. DO IT. YOU DESERVE THE COMFORT.
I just want to give a huge shout out to everyone...
reanimatedhorde:
I just shave liked half my balls and that was one of the most stressful moments of my fucking life.
Watchund4rneath-it-alll:
denimcladveggieburger:
lizzlemcguizzle:
i take you to the candy shop
yeah.
I am so done with the internet i can’t omfg
vegan-because-fuck-you:
Animal liberation
Human annihilation
escapistaz:
If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
kev-n:
chinkerbelle:
paypal me 1000 dollars and I will send you every nude ive ever taken
seriously
