Friendly reminder that the only thing bigger than my mouth is my boots and you’re about 10 seconds away from getting to know them reaaaaaaaal well
I’m fucking livid and disgusted to the point that I could fucking puke.
No one did fucking anything to you ever.
Everything you have was handed to you on a silver fucking platter.
No one has fucked you over, left you with nothing, and taken your entire sense of self worth.
So shut the fuck up before I shut your goddamn mouth for you. Stop texting me. Stop with the passive aggressive bullshit. I can ruin fucking EVERYTHING for you. Forget that I fucking exist before I fuck your entire world up you dumb sonofabitcchhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(Source: amsterdamnd, via currentuser)
lick my toes.
I quit the internet forever.
(via mommabec)
I said I was going to bed……….
annnnnnnd then this happened
i think the most beautiful sound is when you can hear the shower running at early in the morning because that means someone in the house is probably going to leave soon and that’s one less motherfucker to share oxygen with
Am I the only one that knows the stereotypical heart shape was meant to be two hearts fused together?
OH MY GOD THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
cuz the weird fake heart shape is about love, it’s about TWO HEARTS COMING TOGETHER
guys.
whoa. talk about mindfucked.
Learn something new everyday.
The stereotypical heart shape is actually based on the shape of a woman’s butt when she’s bending over but… Ya know, this too maybe.
^^^
(Source: smilewill-killyou)
I’m 110% sure that I need to go the fuck home now that I ate all the free food and have no motivation to do anything
Stealing all the food from work today
ALL OF IT
ALL THE THINGS
IN MY FACE
GO GO GO GO
(Source: poketrainer4life, via whisper-me-a-lullaby)
you say you want to die but,
you still put that seat belt on
and look both ways before crossing the street
you lock your windows and doors
you would scream if someone was following you late at night
you would run for your life
but you do want to die
you just want to die on your own terms.
(Source: bulimiasux, via fraustorm)
Tumblr, teaching more about rape culture than they do in school
(Source: workyardplaysard, via vam-pyre)